{"id":108,"date":"2021-02-01T07:31:53","date_gmt":"2021-02-01T10:31:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/?p=108"},"modified":"2021-02-01T08:52:57","modified_gmt":"2021-02-01T11:52:57","slug":"quanto-mais-quente-pior","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/index.php\/2021\/02\/01\/quanto-mais-quente-pior\/","title":{"rendered":"Quanto mais quente, pior"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">J\u00e1 repararam que quanto maior a temperatura de um lugar, <strong>pior o comportamento<\/strong>? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">\u00c9 algo que observo com o passar dos anos e se torna essencial pra definir a maneira que o <strong>Cidad\u00e3o Ban\u00e2nio M\u00e9dio\u2122<\/strong> age no Universo e Tudo Mais&#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">N\u00e3o sei quanto a voc\u00eas, mas tomo <strong>decis\u00f5es melhores<\/strong> quando o clima est\u00e1 ameno\/frio. Em altas temperaturas &#8211; ou de 25\u00b0C pra cima &#8211; o pensamento racional come\u00e7a a deteriorar. \u00c9 inconceb\u00edvel suar sem fazer esfor\u00e7o.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"452\" class=\"wp-image-110\" style=\"width: 700px;\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/images26.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/images26.jpg 689w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/images26-300x194.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">E o <strong>Carnaval<\/strong>? Gente suada, calor, \u00e1lcool, libido \u00e0 milh\u00e3o e a cabe\u00e7a em modo de ca\u00e7a. \u00c9 a \u00e9poca de produzir aniversariantes tristes em novembro. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; <em>&#8220;Papai n\u00e3o veio esse ano, mas ano que vem ele aparece n\u00e9?<\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211;<em>&#8220;S\u00f3 se o vagabundo pagar o que t\u00e1 devendo de pens\u00e3o.&#8221; <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">N\u00e3o que seja padr\u00e3o, mas conhe\u00e7o muitas pessoas nascidas nessa \u00e9poca cujos pais sequer chegaram a morar juntos &#8211; os famosos &#8220;<strong>filhos do Carnaval<\/strong>&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"365\" class=\"wp-image-111\" style=\"width: 700px;\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/images27.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/images27.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/images27-300x157.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Portanto, <strong>bem-vindos ao inferno<\/strong>&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J\u00e1 repararam que quanto maior a temperatura de um lugar, pior o comportamento? 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