{"id":1131,"date":"2021-08-17T07:46:37","date_gmt":"2021-08-17T10:46:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/?p=1131"},"modified":"2021-08-17T07:47:54","modified_gmt":"2021-08-17T10:47:54","slug":"gizverge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/index.php\/2021\/08\/17\/gizverge\/","title":{"rendered":"GizVerge"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Algumas vezes sites que deveriam ser especialistas em algo d\u00e3o um escorreg\u00e3o. <strong>Acontece com todos<\/strong> &#8211; <em>menos no ODZ, pois j\u00e1 come\u00e7amos tudo errado<\/em> &#8211; e principalmente ocorria quase que diariamente com <strong>Nosso Pai\u2122<\/strong> (<em>ou m\u00e3e, nem sei mais em que p\u00e9 est\u00e3o &#8220;L\u00e1\u2122&#8221;<\/em>). Em 2018 foi a vez do <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theverge.com\/2018\/9\/13\/17828092\/gaming-pc-build-custom-how-to-asus-intel-geforce-cost\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>The Verge<\/strong><\/a> e um v\u00eddeo que poderia ser um guia simples para a montagem de um PC, <a href=\"https:\/\/knowyourmeme.com\/memes\/events\/the-verges-gaming-pc-build-video\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">se torna um grande fracasso<\/a> devido a um <strong>colunista &#8220;<em>expert<\/em>&#8221; <\/strong>que se meteu a montar um b\u00f3lido, cometendo os mais diversos erros e balbuciando absurdos inexor\u00e1veis. Conhecido como:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>The Verge&#8217;s PC building fiasco<\/strong>.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Verge&#039;s Shitty PC Build Guide REUPLOAD\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2lmfF0k2UcU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><figcaption><em>Infelizmente no desespero removeram o v\u00eddeo original, mas estamos na Internet n\u00e9?<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Claro que ele se fez de coitado &#8211; <em>o que apenas piorou as coisas<\/em>. <strong>Al\u00e9m de se justificar<\/strong> dizendo que um de seus abissais erros foi menos pior do que a <strong>&#8220;<em>comunidade t\u00f3xica<\/em>&#8220;<\/strong> dos gamers, depois em um streaming CoD: Black Ops chamou a todos de <strong>&#8220;<em>nerds brabos<\/em>&#8220;<\/strong>. Well done!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-default\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"330\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/100-gigapixel-scale-2_00x-1024x330.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1132\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/100-gigapixel-scale-2_00x-1024x330.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/100-gigapixel-scale-2_00x-300x97.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/100-gigapixel-scale-2_00x-768x248.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/100-gigapixel-scale-2_00x-936x302.jpg 936w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/100-gigapixel-scale-2_00x.jpg 1272w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Uma s\u00e9rie de v\u00eddeos surgiu depois do<strong> Fiasco do Estefinho\u2122<\/strong> criticando cada cagadinha que o jornaleiro cometeu, frisando que <strong>hoje em dia quanto mais cometido com o curso de jornalismo a pessoa for, pior ele se torna em todas as outras \u00e1reas<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Al\u00e9m de rasgar caixas, n\u00e3o montar os componentes na placa m\u00e3e antes de instalar a mesma no gabinete e<strong> passar pasta t\u00e9rmica num watercooler que j\u00e1 vem pasta perfeitamente aplicada<\/strong>, as mais diversas pataquadas s\u00e3o de fazer qualquer um que j\u00e1 tenha montado um ou mais PCs na vida, <strong>chorar sangue<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-1024x576.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1135\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-936x527.png 936w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image.png 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Come\u00e7ando por ele <strong>n\u00e3o ter uma chave philips \u00e0 m\u00e3o<\/strong> &#8211; <em>algo que 80% do computador precisa para ser montado, pois l\u00e1 existem PARAFUSOS<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-1-1024x576.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1136\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-1-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-1-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-1-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-1-936x527.png 936w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-1.png 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Em seguida uma &#8220;<em>pulseira antiest\u00e1tica<\/em>&#8221; \u00e9 adicionada \u00e0 montagem, sendo que essa a\u00ed <strong>n\u00e3o passa de um el\u00e1stico bobo<\/strong> &#8211; <em>no caso WWJD: What Would Jesus Do<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-2-1024x576.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1137\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-2-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-2-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-2-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-2-936x527.png 936w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-2.png 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Sim, ele <strong>rasgou uma caixa<\/strong>. Animalesco.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-3-1024x576.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1138\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-3-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-3-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-3-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-3-936x527.png 936w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-3.png 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-4-1024x576.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1139\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-4-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-4-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-4-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-4-936x527.png 936w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-4.png 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">A <strong>mem\u00f3ria invertida<\/strong>, algu\u00e9m deve ter berrado com ele nessa hora&#8230; e <strong>Dual Channel<\/strong> pra qu\u00ea n\u00e9? Performance? Pfff&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-5-1024x576.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1140\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-5-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-5-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-5-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-5-936x527.png 936w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-5.png 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Ele ia <strong>montar o SSD na diagonal, sem o espa\u00e7ador<\/strong> que tem a fun\u00e7\u00e3o de parafus\u00e1-lo na horizontal sem quebrar o conector ou o pr\u00f3prio SSD. D\u00e1 pra sacar quando algo n\u00e3o encaixa direito, n\u00e3o?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-6-1024x576.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1141\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-6-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-6-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-6-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-6-936x527.png 936w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-6.png 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Ainda por cima afirma que a GPU tem de ser instalada na PCI-e mais acima <strong>pra deixar o SSD &#8220;<em>respirar<\/em>&#8220;<\/strong> &#8211; <em>al\u00e9m de se o slot PCI-e mais r\u00e1pido e correto para se instalar uma GPU<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Vamos l\u00e1&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-15-1024x576.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-15-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-15-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-15-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-15-936x527.png 936w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-15.png 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-8-1024x576.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1143\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-8-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-8-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-8-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-8-936x527.png 936w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-8.png 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Al\u00e9m do g\u00eanio tirar da cloaca que os pads de preven\u00e7\u00e3o de vibra\u00e7\u00e3o sob a fonte ser <strong>isolantes el\u00e9tricos pois a fonte d\u00e1 choque<\/strong> <strong>se n\u00e3o os tiver<\/strong>, o asno instala a pr\u00f3pria com o cooler virado pra dentro &#8211; corrigido por algum santo consequentemente&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-9-1024x576.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1144\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-9-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-9-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-9-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-9-936x527.png 936w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-9.png 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-13-1024x576.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1148\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-13-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-13-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-13-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-13-936x527.png 936w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-13.png 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Primeiro: os radiadores t\u00eam de ter cooler n\u00e3o? Segundo: o mentecapto <strong>reclamou dos parafusos ser muito compridos<\/strong>, pois o autista <strong>al\u00e9m de estar parafusando do lado errado, esqueceu dos coolers<\/strong>. Ao menos algu\u00e9m falou pra ele que faltava alguma coisa depois.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-10-1024x576.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1145\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-10-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-10-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-10-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-10-936x527.png 936w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-10.png 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\"><strong>Vomitando pasta t\u00e9rmica aleatoriamente na CPU<\/strong>. Quase procurando o endere\u00e7o do cara&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-14-1024x576.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1149\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-14-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-14-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-14-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-14-936x527.png 936w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-14.png 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Por motivos \u00f3bvios <strong>a parte onde se conectavam as USB frontais, \u00e1udio e bot\u00f5es foi plenamente ignorada<\/strong>, j\u00e1 crendo que Estevinho teve de liga pra m\u00e3e perguntando.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-12-1024x576.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1147\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-12-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-12-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-12-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-12-936x527.png 936w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-12.png 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-11-1024x576.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1146\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-11-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-11-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-11-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-11-936x527.png 936w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/image-11.png 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Nas fotos acima d\u00e1 pra perceber um erro est\u00fapido e absurdo, que \u00e9 <strong>a falta de um dos quatro parafusos do dissipador<\/strong> na CPU, fora o <strong>terr\u00edvel e amador gerenciamento de cabos<\/strong> que quase batem nos fan dianteiros. 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