{"id":116,"date":"2021-02-02T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-02-02T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/?p=116"},"modified":"2021-02-01T22:57:37","modified_gmt":"2021-02-02T01:57:37","slug":"capitao-obvio-ataca-novamente","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/index.php\/2021\/02\/02\/capitao-obvio-ataca-novamente\/","title":{"rendered":"Capit\u00e3o \u00d3bvio ataca novamente"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\">Sabe aquela <strong>nuvem marota e faceira<\/strong> que carrega nossos arquivos &#8211; e pasmem: nossos emails &#8211; e \u00e9 &#8220;<em>totalmente gr\u00e1tis<\/em>&#8220;? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\">Sabe aquele servicinho que voc\u00ea usa pra passar <em>pr0n<\/em> de cavalo pro <strong>Seu Pai\u2122<\/strong> enquanto <strong>Sua M\u00e3e\u2122<\/strong> cumpre pena por intercepta\u00e7\u00e3o de dildos no mercado negro? Pois \u00e9, <strong>n\u00e3o \u00e9 totalmente gr\u00e1tis!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-default\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/photo_2021-02-01_07-51-32-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-117\" width=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/photo_2021-02-01_07-51-32-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/photo_2021-02-01_07-51-32-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/photo_2021-02-01_07-51-32-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/photo_2021-02-01_07-51-32-936x527.jpg 936w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/photo_2021-02-01_07-51-32.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption><em>&#8220;N\u00e3o era pra ser gr\u00e1tis ssaporra?&#8221;<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\">Se <strong>Voc\u00ea\u2122<\/strong> utiliza seu <strong>OneDrive<\/strong> no limite ou o entope com memes, \u00e9 capaz de estar presenciando mensagens como: &#8220;<em>N\u00e3o foi poss\u00edvel enviar\/receber sua mensagem<\/em>&#8220;, &#8220;<em>Obtenha mais armazenamento assinando um plano Microsoft 365<\/em>&#8221; ou &#8220;<em>Voc\u00ea \u00e9 adotado<\/em>&#8220;. Mas isso acontece por um motivo estapafurdiamente \u00f3bvio: <strong>O ESPA\u00c7O DE 15GB UMA HORA ACABA<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-default\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/photo_2021-02-01_22-09-04.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-118\" width=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/photo_2021-02-01_22-09-04.jpg 595w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/photo_2021-02-01_22-09-04-300x86.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 595px) 100vw, 595px\" \/><figcaption><em>Tive Windows Phone, tenho b\u00f4nus<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\">Mesmo sendo muito na cara o porqu\u00ea do travamento do envio e recebimento de emails, a <strong>TioBillSoft\u2122<\/strong> n\u00e3o deu um aviso pr\u00e9vio &#8211; <em>ao menos claro, como sempre<\/em> &#8211; quem al\u00e9m dos usu\u00e1rios de seu email <strong>@outlook<\/strong> os antigos usu\u00e1rios <strong>@hotmail<\/strong> tamb\u00e9m seriam afetados.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\">Gente com <strong>quase 20 anos de email <\/strong>e que concordou com os termos da Microsoft em 2013, agora ter\u00e1 de apagar aquele monte de spam &#8211; <em>de Enlarge Your Penis, pr\u00edncipes da Nig\u00e9ria, vov\u00f3s em apuros e fotos de festas que ficaram \u00f3timas<\/em> &#8211; para voltar a receber essas p\u00e9rolas e enviar correntes pra sua <strong>Tia Favorita\u2122<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-default\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/WhatsApp-Image-2021-02-01-at-10.37.16-PM.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-120\" width=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/WhatsApp-Image-2021-02-01-at-10.37.16-PM.jpeg 590w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/WhatsApp-Image-2021-02-01-at-10.37.16-PM-246x300.jpeg 246w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 590px) 100vw, 590px\" \/><figcaption><em>Se t\u00e1 cheio, T\u00c1 CHEIO TALKEY?<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\">E se voc\u00ea ainda tem emails de 2002 ou algo assim, que sejam muito bons &#8211; <em>como as maravilhosas listas de escrit\u00f3rio com piadinhas totalmente sem gra\u00e7a do HumorTadela<\/em> &#8211; sen\u00e3o, <strong>APAGUE ESSAS MERDAS!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-default\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/1997.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-123\" width=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/1997.jpg 643w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/1997-300x188.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 643px) 100vw, 643px\" \/><figcaption><em>ISSO que era provedor de email!<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Fonte: <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.techradar.com\/news\/microsoft-sparks-anger-by-charging-hotmail-and-outlook-users-to-keep-their-old-emails\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Techradar<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sabe aquela nuvem marota e faceira que carrega nossos arquivos &#8211; e pasmem: nossos emails &#8211; e \u00e9 &#8220;totalmente gr\u00e1tis&#8220;?&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":126,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[13,15,14],"class_list":["post-116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-odz-tech","tag-email","tag-microsoft","tag-outlook","wpcat-12-id"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.2 - 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