{"id":1343,"date":"2021-09-23T07:05:51","date_gmt":"2021-09-23T10:05:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/?p=1343"},"modified":"2021-09-23T07:05:52","modified_gmt":"2021-09-23T10:05:52","slug":"porco-impossivel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/index.php\/2021\/09\/23\/porco-impossivel\/","title":{"rendered":"Porco Imposs\u00edvel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">A <strong>Impossible foods<\/strong> estragou novamente mais um dos prazeres humanos mais antigos: <strong>a carne<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Agora al\u00e9m dos <strong>veganos<\/strong> (<em>que deveriam virar ra\u00e7\u00e3o animal<\/em>) os <strong>judeus e mu\u00e7ulmanos<\/strong> (<em>que s\u00e3o basicamente a mesma coisa, s\u00f3 que um \u00e9 a vers\u00e3o pobre desesperada<\/em>) s\u00e3o alvo da mais recente blasf\u00eamia alimentar, que \u00e9 o <strong>Impossible Pork<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Algo engra\u00e7ado tamb\u00e9m \u00e9 <strong>que tal dejeto prot\u00e9ico<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnet.com\/news\/trying-impossible-foods-pig-free-plant-based-pork-as-a-practicing-muslim-was-super-weird\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">n\u00e3o consegue o certificado halal ou kosher<\/a> pois ainda sim \u00e9 designado como porco, portanto <strong>proibido aos coitados dos religiosos<\/strong> que apenas nos assistem devorar uma <strong>frondosa bisteca<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Watch this: Impossible Pork will make you FORGET about pig meat\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/u6MgW2dxhrc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Esse tipo de <strong>Ci\u00eancia do Mal\u2122<\/strong> seria uma alternativa <strong>para os humanos consumirem algo similar \u00e0 carne tradicional<\/strong> (<em>para TENTAR ser ecologicamente corretos<\/em>) para os pobres seres <strong>que n\u00e3o podem consumir prote\u00edna animal<\/strong> ou n\u00e3o querem por ter d\u00f3 de um hamb\u00farguer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Claro que al\u00e9m da <strong>Impossibel Meat<\/strong>, os <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnet.com\/health\/impossible-chicken-nuggets-are-headed-to-stores-with-remarkable-chicken-taste-and-no-dinosaur-shapes\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Impossible Nuggets<\/a> tamb\u00e9m <strong>j\u00e1 existiam<\/strong> &#8211; <em>entre outras varia\u00e7\u00f5es chegando at\u00e9 ao peixe<\/em> &#8211; e <a href=\"https:\/\/www.byrdie.com\/is-impossible-meat-bad-for-you-4796655\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">como <strong>algo t\u00e3o processado<\/strong> assim pode fazer bem aos humanos<\/a>? Um alimento cheio de aditivos, corantes e flavorizantes para responder \u00e0 vontade inerente de se <strong>consumir um bom peda\u00e7o de animal morto<\/strong>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-default\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"685\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/churrasco-picanha-vale-1024x685.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1345\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/churrasco-picanha-vale-1024x685.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/churrasco-picanha-vale-300x201.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/churrasco-picanha-vale-768x514.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/churrasco-picanha-vale-1292x865.jpg 1292w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/churrasco-picanha-vale-936x627.jpg 936w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/churrasco-picanha-vale.jpg 1494w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption><em>Quem faria mal a um animal t\u00e3o&#8230; t\u00e3o&#8230; apetitoso?<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Desde o in\u00edcio de 2020 o <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxbusiness.com\/lifestyle\/impossible-foods-texting-plant-based-bacon-targeting-meat-eaters\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Impossible Bacon anda sendo testado<\/a>&#8230; mas \u00e9 claro que ainda n\u00e3o foi lan\u00e7ado por motivos \u00f3bvios: <strong>as pessoas querem que seu bacon seja real<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-default\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/PROMO_Bacon-sizzling-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1346\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/PROMO_Bacon-sizzling-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/PROMO_Bacon-sizzling-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/PROMO_Bacon-sizzling-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/PROMO_Bacon-sizzling-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/PROMO_Bacon-sizzling-1292x969.jpg 1292w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/PROMO_Bacon-sizzling-936x702.jpg 936w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/PROMO_Bacon-sizzling-480x360.jpg 480w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/PROMO_Bacon-sizzling.jpg 1560w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption><em>Chupem bedu\u00ednos!<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Fonte: <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnet.com\/health\/impossible-pork-will-finally-be-available-commercially-starting-in-restaurants\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Cnet<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Impossible foods estragou novamente mais um dos prazeres humanos mais antigos: a carne. 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