{"id":1813,"date":"2022-01-26T07:16:37","date_gmt":"2022-01-26T10:16:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/?p=1813"},"modified":"2022-01-26T07:16:37","modified_gmt":"2022-01-26T10:16:37","slug":"tim-cook-papai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/index.php\/2022\/01\/26\/tim-cook-papai\/","title":{"rendered":"Tim Cook papai?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

N\u00e3o boto minha m\u00e3o no fogo por ningu\u00e9m, principalmente por CEO milion\u00e1rios que possivelmente poderiam participar sem ningu\u00e9m saber de festinhas privadas possivelmente organizadas por pessoas de \u00edndole duvidosa que acabam por “se suicidar<\/em>” na cadeia, mas algo nessa hist\u00f3ria est\u00e1 BEM errado<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A Apple balan\u00e7a uma ordem restritiva na m\u00e3o de Tim Cook<\/strong> para uma mulher doida do estado de Virginia nos EUA que possivelmente esteja por a\u00ed armada e obcecada pelo Tim\u00f3teozinho.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A maluca de 45 anos tem perseguido o CEO h\u00e1 mais de um ano<\/strong>, tentando se comunicar com ele via Twitter e mais de 200 emails – estes com uma escalar sandice e fotos dela com armas<\/em> – e inclusive tentou adentrar sua propriedade. A psicopata afirma que ele \u00e9 o pai de seus g\u00eameos e ainda por cima sua esposa<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Quanto pagaram pra ele ficar a\u00ed?<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Em 18 de dezembro de 2021 a biruta envia um email exigindo 500 milh\u00f5es de d\u00f3lares<\/strong> “que a\u00ed esqueceria tudo e deixaria quieto<\/em>“. Apesar de Tim Cook ser seu “alvo<\/em>“, tamb\u00e9m havia citado Satya Nadella<\/strong> da TioBill$oft\u2122 e Sundar Pichai<\/strong> do Or\u00e1culo\u2122 em outras situa\u00e7\u00f5es, o que acaba por corroborar a atitude da Apple e qualquer pessoa de sa\u00fade mental est\u00e1vel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Agora a pol\u00edcia est\u00e1 procurando a mentecapta pra “esclarecer umas coisas<\/em>” – mas sabemos bem qual o procedimento para “armed and dangerous<\/strong>” na ‘Muricah<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

N\u00e3o sei se ela sabe, mas\u2026 algu\u00e9m conta pra ela<\/a>?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fonte: Cnet<\/a> <\/strong>– The Mercury News<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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