{"id":2420,"date":"2022-06-23T06:49:30","date_gmt":"2022-06-23T09:49:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/?p=2420"},"modified":"2022-06-23T06:49:30","modified_gmt":"2022-06-23T09:49:30","slug":"isso-mesmo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/index.php\/2022\/06\/23\/isso-mesmo\/","title":{"rendered":"Isso mesmo"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Derivado de uma esp\u00e9cie rara de fungo afrodis\u00edaco, o Sinio Molel\u00e1stico \u00e9 uma fruta encontrada em abund\u00e2ncia nas cachoeiras de Serra Leoa. Devido a sua raridade, tribos locais se enfrentam em um eterno p\u00e9 de guerra almejando o controle do narcotr\u00e1fico de sementes de papoula. J\u00e1 no ocidente, jovens esbanjam sa\u00fade, liberdade, alegria e depress\u00e3o; ao consumir essa iguaria oriental na sua forma sint\u00e9tica em festas sertanejas heavy metal rave. Os pais devem ficar atentos, pois por se tratar de uma subst\u00e2ncia local encontrada em abund\u00e2ncia, os idosos tarados tem f\u00e1cil acesso a essa droga. Causando uma epidemia de velhinhos de pau duro em todo o pa\u00eds. O ministro da sa\u00fade Malatrafa Sucabucco recomendou que toda a popula\u00e7\u00e3o contrate, o mais urgente poss\u00edvel, a contrata\u00e7\u00e3o de fisioterapeutas de pinto asi\u00e1ticas. Sim, elas existem. Essa parte n\u00e3o \u00e9 zoeira, use o Google e seja feliz. Voltando ao nosso assunto, j\u00e1 j\u00e1 tem mais.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"[satirismo.org] - BBV ft. Gordon Baggliorda - Men\u00e7\u00e3o Honrosa do Festival DeepWeb da Can\u00e7\u00e3o 1999\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/o6GafrbXy2k?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Texto por: <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/satirismo\/videos\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Satirismo<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Derivado de uma esp\u00e9cie rara de fungo afrodis\u00edaco, o Sinio Molel\u00e1stico \u00e9 uma fruta encontrada em abund\u00e2ncia nas cachoeiras de&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2421,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[434,433],"class_list":["post-2420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-post-livre","tag-comida","tag-tabaco","wpcat-6-id"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.2 - 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