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Todos j\u00e1 ouviram hist\u00f3rias daquele primo que foi pro Paraguai comprar um videocassete – DVD player, pro pessoal mais feto<\/em> – e quando chegou em casa, era um tijolo<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pior do que receber algo que voc\u00ea comprou errado (principalmente se for pelo iFood<\/em>) \u00e9 receber NADA. Mas o que uma mulher na China passou \u00e9 digno de um Oscar do Sarcasmo\u2122<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ela fez a compra de nada mais, nada menos, do que um lustroso iPhone 12 Pro Max Advanced GBT+<\/strong> por $1.500<\/strong> – a nata da nata a Manzana Del Diablo\u2122<\/em> – e quando abriu a encomenda, recebe uma caixinha de iogurte sabor ma\u00e7\u00e3<\/strong>. Por\u00e9m o mais estranho foi que o Receptor M\u00e1gyco\u2122<\/strong> fora comprado no site oficial da Apple, e n\u00e3o de algum revendedor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ao menos tinha algo a ver n\u00e9?<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

A entrega foi feita por um conveniado oficial<\/a> da Apple<\/strong> e depositada no parcel locker<\/strong><\/a> de onde vive – um arm\u00e1rio para entregas, que pode ser utilizado em conjunto ou substituindo a caixa de correio, com direito a aviso de entrega<\/em> – mas ningu\u00e9m soube dizer em que ponto ocorreu a troca, inclusive uma den\u00fancia junto \u00e0 pol\u00edcia local foi feita. At\u00e9 mesmo um investigador da Express Mail Service<\/strong> (o servi\u00e7o de entregas em quest\u00e3o<\/em>) foi chamado para apura\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

N\u00e3o \u00e9 incomum acontecer roubos ou furtos desse tipo de bens, mas parece que os malacos profissionais t\u00eam um apetite voraz por ma\u00e7\u00e3s<\/a><\/strong>. Mas enquanto isso, a coitada vai ficar sem sua m\u00e1quina de selfie muito cara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fonte: Wccftech<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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