{"id":2967,"date":"2022-12-19T07:20:32","date_gmt":"2022-12-19T10:20:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/?p=2967"},"modified":"2022-12-19T07:20:32","modified_gmt":"2022-12-19T10:20:32","slug":"odz-news-86","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/index.php\/2022\/12\/19\/odz-news-86\/","title":{"rendered":"ODZ News"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Miss\u00e3o imposs\u00edvel<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Quando voc\u00ea vai ao proctologista &#8211; <em>aquele seu conhecido do time semiprofissioanal de basquete que insiste em ser seu m\u00e9dicu<\/em> &#8211; ent\u00e3o ele lhe passa uma receita pra curar aquela infec\u00e7\u00e3ozinha eq\u00fcina que de dois em dois meses resolve aparecer, ao pedir na farm\u00e1cia o tratamento todos ficam perplexos com os rabiscos no papel. Mas isso <strong>logo ser\u00e1 uma coisa do passado<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/techcrunch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/google-doctors-handwriting.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2460234\" width=\"1200\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">O Or\u00e1culo\u2122 em sua mais nova empreitada e futuro descarte na \u00cdndia demonstrou <strong>como o Google Lens poder\u00e1 &#8220;<em>traduzir<\/em>&#8221; a letra de m\u00e9dico<\/strong>. Sendo este o mercado burlesco de enorme com mais de meio bilh\u00e3o de usu\u00e1rios e onde no mundo que se usa o recurso com extrema freq\u00fc\u00eancia, fora revelado que j\u00e1 est\u00e3o desenvolvendo mais de 100 dialetos da regi\u00e3o na escrita tanto em fala. Agora falta desenvolver um em pt-br pra sempre sair: &#8220;<em>\u00e9 virose<\/em>&#8220;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Fonte: <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/techcrunch.com\/2022\/12\/18\/google-can-now-decode-doctors-bad-handwriting\/?guccounter=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">TechCrunch<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">LoL com o filme queimado<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Os desenvolvedores do jogo que melhor mant\u00e9m a virgindade desde os cintos de castidade na Idade M\u00e9dia <strong>est\u00e3o se cagando por causa do grande golpe das criptomoedas<\/strong> (<em>a v\u00e1 que \u00e9 golpe<\/em>) <strong>que o Grande Sat\u00e3 do Momento\u2122 Sam Bankman-Fried <\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.com\/news\/technology-63612489\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">meteu em todos os <em><s>ot\u00e1rios<\/s><\/em> \u00e1vidos investidores<\/a>, pondo a culpa at\u00e9 mesmo <a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2022\/11\/17\/ftx-boss-sam-bankman-fried-slams-regulators-admits-mistakes\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">na ex-namorada<\/a>. O jogo tinha o patroc\u00ednio pesado da FTX do Sammy, e era tamb\u00e9m sua paix\u00e3o &#8211; <em>algo que fazia durante reuni\u00f5es seja com seus <s>ot\u00e1rios<\/s> clientes ou com o Papa<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/livecoins.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Sam-Bankman-Fried-acorda.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><figcaption><em>O bebez\u00e3o fez coc\u00f4. Agora limpem.<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Ap\u00f3s terem fechado um acord\u00e3o de patroc\u00ednio em e-sports de sete anos, <strong>a Riot Games ap\u00f3s o ocorrido demanda que a FTX pague de volta $6.25 relativo ou resto do contrato<\/strong> e que todas as pessoas no mundo esque\u00e7am que isso aconteceu. Mas quem joga League of Legends nem \u00e9 gente, imagina se sentir ofendido com algo que um crian\u00e7\u00e3o como eles mesmos fez&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Fonte: <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theverge.com\/2022\/12\/18\/23515510\/riot-games-sam-bankman-fried-league-of-legends-ftx-reputation\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">The Verge<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">YouTube veta Pornhub<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Os Paladinos do Onanismo\u2122 <strong>tiveram seu inocente canal no YouTube apagado, deletado e cancelado<\/strong>. Segundo eles haveriam in\u00fameras viola\u00e7\u00f5es do uso da conta &#8211; <em>linkando para um &#8220;certo lugar&#8221; bem \u00f3bvio<\/em> &#8211; assim <a href=\"https:\/\/www.engadget.com\/mastercard-cuts-off-pornhub-211419184.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">como aconteceu em 2020<\/a> com a Mastercard e Visa impedindo com que pagamentos feitos via estes fossem feitos aos Cavaleiros da Manipula\u00e7\u00e3o Genital\u2122.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" src=\"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/1239238247-1024x682.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2968\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/1239238247-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/1239238247-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/1239238247-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/1239238247-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/1239238247-1292x861.jpg 1292w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/1239238247-936x624.jpg 936w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/1239238247.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">O Instalixo\u2122 <a href=\"https:\/\/variety.com\/2022\/digital\/news\/instagram-bans-pornhub-account-removed-1235359364\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">tamb\u00e9m j\u00e1 havia banido os Centuri\u00f5es do Hedonismo Pessoal\u2122<\/a>, causando o furor nos trabalhadores do entretenimento adulto e o caos entre os jogadores de LoL. E claro que <a href=\"https:\/\/endsexualexploitation.org\/articles\/youtube-removes-pornhub-account\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">uma institui\u00e7\u00e3o de pudicos da &#8216;Muricah disfar\u00e7ada de her\u00f3is da moral e bons costumes<\/a> comemorou, justificando o uso da plataforma como um portal para a pedofilia e abuso sexual &#8211; <em>algo que indubitavelmente deva ocorrer<\/em> &#8211; o que ao olhar deles os que s\u00e3o apenas honestos trabalhadores do mercado sexual tamb\u00e9m seriam violadores da lei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">Tem muito pano pra manga e dualidade nesse assunto, creio que ap\u00f3s isso, haver\u00e3o discuss\u00f5es furiosas em WhatsApp no mundo todo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Fonte: <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.engadget.com\/you-tube-removes-porn-hub-channel-over-multiple-violations-093037178.html?src=rss&amp;guccounter=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Engadget<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Miss\u00e3o imposs\u00edvel Quando voc\u00ea vai ao proctologista &#8211; 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