{"id":3782,"date":"2023-09-05T07:04:37","date_gmt":"2023-09-05T10:04:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/?p=3782"},"modified":"2023-09-05T07:04:38","modified_gmt":"2023-09-05T10:04:38","slug":"fritando","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/index.php\/2023\/09\/05\/fritando\/","title":{"rendered":"Fritando"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Porque cozinhar foi ontem de dia. Agora nos &#8220;<em>fresquinhos<\/em>&#8221; 27 milh\u00f5es de graus d\u00e1 quase pra se sentir civilizado, e n\u00e3o um indiano que mora numa caixa abaixo duma panela onde se frita samosas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Ali\u00e1s, comprei um microsc\u00f3pio por menos de 60 conto, senhor Malddad deixou passar essa. A resolu\u00e7\u00e3o \u00e9 p\u00edfia mas me ajudar\u00e1 a fazer umas soldas menores.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/IMG_20230904_174123-575x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3783\" style=\"width:1200px\" width=\"1200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/IMG_20230904_174123-575x1024.jpg 575w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/IMG_20230904_174123-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/IMG_20230904_174123-768x1367.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/IMG_20230904_174123-863x1536.jpg 863w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/IMG_20230904_174123-1151x2048.jpg 1151w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/IMG_20230904_174123-1292x2299.jpg 1292w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/IMG_20230904_174123-936x1665.jpg 936w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/IMG_20230904_174123-scaled.jpg 1439w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><em>Desculpem a foto ruim, ontem estava t\u00e3o escuro quanto agora<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">E eis os resultados:<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/WIN_20230905_06_59_16_Pro.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3784\" style=\"width:1200px\" width=\"1200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/WIN_20230905_06_59_16_Pro.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/WIN_20230905_06_59_16_Pro-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/WIN_20230905_06_59_16_Pro-480x360.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"TESTANDO O MICROSC\u00d3PIO DO ALIEXPRESS\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/SQUpd38eEP0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Porque cozinhar foi ontem de dia. 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