{"id":3965,"date":"2023-11-09T07:03:27","date_gmt":"2023-11-09T10:03:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/?p=3965"},"modified":"2023-11-09T07:03:28","modified_gmt":"2023-11-09T10:03:28","slug":"o-jogo-todo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/index.php\/2023\/11\/09\/o-jogo-todo\/","title":{"rendered":"O jogo todo"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Tanta hype pra um uso que n\u00e3o vai dar certo &#8211; <em>apesar de ter ot\u00e1rio que ainda compra consoles e jogos a 300 conto<\/em>.<em> Master Race bruh! Wooooooo&#8230;.<\/em> &#8211; pois creio que a Apple quer transformar o iPhong\u2122 no Switch mais caro da hist\u00f3ria. Todo mundo l\u00e1 fora empolgadinho com uma proposta que n\u00e3o era pra ser&#8230; ok, &#8220;<em>ohhh, o iPhone empurra jogos, Metal isso, portabilidade aquilo<\/em>&#8220;&#8230; ainda assim para comprar um jogo l\u00e1 se paga a mais (<em>pois as desenvolvedoras s\u00e3o cobradas em 30% pelo <s>Steve Jobs<\/s> Tim Cook<\/em>) e 50% da tela se torna in\u00fatil pois os comandos ficam por l\u00e1, at\u00e9 voc\u00ea gastar mais num joystick.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Your New iPhone Can Play AAA Games\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uWLOkF7atVw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">O t\u00edtulo do v\u00eddeo \u00e9 BEM bait mas d\u00e1 pra sacar que est\u00e3o impressionados com o brinquedinho rodando jogatina para adultos numa telinha para gnomos, E Experi\u00eancia\u2122 n\u00e3o d\u00e1 pra ser a mesma e n\u00e3o h\u00e1 a similaridade dum Switch &#8211; <em>e seu modo dock<\/em>. Todos ficam excitados com tecnologia e suas novas possibilidades, realmente h\u00e1 um leque interessante de fun\u00e7\u00f5es que um hardware parrudo possa oferecer, mas para a proposta \u00e9 algo caro demais principalmente abaixo da linha do Equador onde estamos reclamando de impostos em itens abaixo de 50 doletas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Mas vou falar o que num pa\u00eds onde se compra um <a href=\"https:\/\/produto.mercadolivre.com.br\/MLB-3495367777-game-boy-color-original-amarelo-_JM?searchVariation=180446025155#searchVariation=180446025155&amp;position=1&amp;search_layout=grid&amp;type=item&amp;tracking_id=bd2ade7c-c2f8-4198-b81b-1d3b39a7ea7d\"><strong>Gameboy original por 500 mangos<\/strong><\/a>?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Para muitos de n\u00f3s jogar \u00e9 coisa s\u00e9ria, uma escapada da realidade que nos torna s\u00e3os. E para outros, \u00e9 jogar no celular, onde a proposta \u00e9 diferente. E tem outra classe que \u00e9 h\u00edbrida &#8211; <em>como os que usam um Switch, Vita, DS e afins<\/em> &#8211; para fugir da esposa e filhos e poder jogar em paz longe deles. Celular n\u00e3o \u00e9 console, e centralizar a vida nessas porcarias s\u00f3 acaba por controlar tudo o que consumimos&#8230; digam se n\u00e3o pedem nada via internet, trabalham via internet e se relacionam via internet? At\u00e9 seu entretenimento (<em>este, diverso e variado<\/em>) \u00e9 via internet, e muitos sei que usam o celular para isso. Nos compraram novamente com espelhos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tanta hype pra um uso que n\u00e3o vai dar certo &#8211; apesar de ter ot\u00e1rio que ainda compra consoles e&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3966,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[103],"tags":[64],"class_list":["post-3965","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-odz-games","tag-apple","wpcat-103-id"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.2 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>O jogo todo - ODZ<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/index.php\/2023\/11\/09\/o-jogo-todo\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"O jogo todo - ODZ\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Tanta hype pra um uso que n\u00e3o vai dar certo &#8211; 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