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E neste inef\u00e1vel clima, onde p\u00e1ssaros calcinam em pleno v\u00f4o e crian\u00e7as adquirem uma bela rea\u00e7\u00e3o Maillard, \u00e9 onde proclamo que essa zona \u00e9 o \u00faltimo refugo<\/em><\/s> ref\u00fagio do comportamento normal das pessoas. Lutaremos bravamente at\u00e9 o fim contra as piadas sem gra\u00e7a lavadas com cloro e desenvolveremos trocadilhos cada vez mais sujos e incorretos envolvendo sobremesas do final de ano.<\/p>\n\n\n

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O Marechal era GOT tamb\u00e9m!<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

E \u00e9 por isso que digo que fico… decepcionado em n\u00e3o ter um pudim aqui na minha frente. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

#partiuescrit\u00f3rio<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

pas<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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