{"id":4336,"date":"2024-06-27T07:07:05","date_gmt":"2024-06-27T10:07:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/?p=4336"},"modified":"2024-06-27T07:07:07","modified_gmt":"2024-06-27T10:07:07","slug":"sorvete-com-sabor-gozado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/index.php\/2024\/06\/27\/sorvete-com-sabor-gozado\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorvete com sabor gozado"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Ok, essa \u00e9 velha mas estamos precisando de uma boa Zoeyra\u2122 por aqui. Se voc\u00ea acha que aqueles v\u00eddeos engra\u00e7adinhos sobre street food indiana dublados por A.I. no TiqueTreco\u2122 ou no Instalixo\u2122 o \u00e1pice da porqueira que tal cultura milenar pode produzir, est\u00e1 enganado.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The WORST Indian Street Food Tournament\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qjdQMVLHrNs?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Depois dos <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.terra.com.br\/noticias\/mundo\/asia\/com-onda-de-calor-sorvetes-hitler-faz-sucesso-na-india,232489e915bf8d43b4080bbc2b46a2706aqwRCRD.html\">Sorvetes Hitler\u00ae<\/a><\/strong>, eis a mais regozijante pr\u00e1tica dos sorveteiros que enchem a boca de seu p\u00fablico com o sabor mais gozado que puderam encontrar: <strong>literalmente isso mesmo<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Se doar por sua arte<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Pego no flagra, ao vivo e na hora, Kaluram Kurbia fora avistado se entretendo sozinho nos sorvetes que vendia no distrito de Telangana Warangal. Primeiramente um transeunte captou a prepara\u00e7\u00e3o de sua arte que reproduzia fugazmente no meio da rua, para todos que puderem, testemunhar a cria\u00e7\u00e3o de uma nova g\u00e9lida variedade de sobremesa, com uma textura digamos que mais viva e cremosa.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"412\" src=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/image-3-1024x412.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4599\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/image-3-1024x412.png 1024w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/image-3-300x121.png 300w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/image-3-768x309.png 768w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/image-3-1536x619.png 1536w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/image-3-1292x520.png 1292w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/image-3-936x377.png 936w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/image-3.png 1783w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Logo em seguida chega a pol\u00edcia, que prende o novo Banksy do mundo culin\u00e1rio e apreende sua obra para futura an\u00e1lise laboratorial e teste de sabor. 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