{"id":4577,"date":"2024-06-20T07:17:40","date_gmt":"2024-06-20T10:17:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/?p=4577"},"modified":"2024-06-20T07:17:42","modified_gmt":"2024-06-20T10:17:42","slug":"adobe-babaca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/index.php\/2024\/06\/20\/adobe-babaca\/","title":{"rendered":"Adobe babaca"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Al\u00e9m de estar preso na suite deles, aos poucos sou obrigado a engolir as altera\u00e7\u00f5es e seus softwares extremamente bugados e cada vez mais pesados, pois \u00e9 o padr\u00e3o da ind\u00fastria. Eis que se voc\u00ea realmente desistir ou n\u00e3o precisar mais de seus servi\u00e7os &#8211; <em>j\u00e1 que atualmente \u00e9 uma assinatura n\u00e3o mais um pacote que voc\u00ea compra pra sempre como era e deveria ser<\/em> &#8211; sua miss\u00e3o se tornar\u00e1 herc\u00falea e miseravelmente complicada, e cara!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Adobe gets sued by FTC for roofying customers with hidden fees; GOOD! \ud83d\ude02\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NADJBSKjlgE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">No casa que acontece acima no v\u00eddeo, a Adobe anda escondendo o fato que cobra uma taxa para desist\u00eancia de inscri\u00e7\u00e3o, invariavelmente do tempo que use. Com toda uma sorte de artif\u00edcios ocultos os cr\u00e1pulas escondem o fato dessa cobran\u00e7a extra e torna a tarefa enfadonha e dif\u00edcil, cheia de passos extras, pesquisas obrigat\u00f3rias e menus escondidos at\u00e9 chegar ao ponto que, finalmente, te informam que lhes deve 100 doletas por desistir de jogar dinheiro nessa merda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">A.I. se eu te pego<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Agora a mais recente mudan\u00e7a nos termos de usu\u00e1rio &#8211; <em>obrigat\u00f3rios como sempre<\/em> &#8211; \u00e9 a utiliza\u00e7\u00e3o do conte\u00fado PESSOAL utilizado em seus softwares para machine learning e TAMB\u00c9M escrut\u00ednio manual humano de pessoas humanas b\u00edpedes que s\u00e3o homo sapiens nos SEUS arquivos. No seu computador. Inclusive para &#8220;<em>revis\u00e3o de conte\u00fado<\/em>&#8220;.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"512\" src=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/adobe-1024x512.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4578\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/adobe-1024x512.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/adobe-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/adobe-768x384.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/adobe-1292x646.jpg 1292w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/adobe-936x468.jpg 936w, https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/adobe.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Adobe roofies all of their customers\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/EXxMCm941WA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">N\u00e3o h\u00e1 como fechar a janela e utilizar o software para terminar um trabalho ou qualquer coisa, \u00e9 ACEITE OU N\u00c3O UTILIZE. 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