{"id":530,"date":"2021-04-21T07:40:17","date_gmt":"2021-04-21T10:40:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/?p=530"},"modified":"2021-04-21T07:40:17","modified_gmt":"2021-04-21T10:40:17","slug":"hey-siri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/index.php\/2021\/04\/21\/hey-siri\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey Siri…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

…me indique algo N\u00c3O-ESQUISITO<\/strong> lan\u00e7ado pela Apple<\/strong> ontem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nos \u00faltimos anos La Manzana Del Diablo\u2122<\/strong> n\u00e3o andava muito inovadora – al\u00e9m de seus processadores<\/em>. Era fun\u00e7\u00e3ozinha aqui, um bug<\/s> uma feature ali, nada de realmente diferente<\/strong>. At\u00e9 ontem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Oh gosh…<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Al\u00e9m do design quadrado<\/strong> – que eu gostei, me critiquem<\/em> – voltaram com as bordas<\/strong> da tela – o que \u00e9 MIL VEZES melhor pra trocar a tela<\/a> ou qualquer manuten\u00e7\u00e3o, o que claro logo o iFixit mostrar\u00e1 imposs\u00edvel de se realizar tamb\u00e9m<\/em> – o processador M1<\/strong> continua sendo a \u00fanica coisa realmente interessante, desde que fa\u00e7am softwares espec\u00edficos<\/strong> para ele. Dizem ser 2x mais r\u00e1pido comparado com os Mac baseados em Intel… mas dificilmente compararemos com um aqui na Ban\u00e2nia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Por que digo isso? O \u00f3bvio pre\u00e7o absurdo: R$10.800,00<\/strong> no modelo de 11 polegadas e R$14.800,00<\/strong> no de 12,9 polegadas. R\u00e1!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Agora \u00e9 a hora do roxinho. Sim, Roxinho\u2122<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Na verdade \u00e9 um duplo-roxinho<\/strong>, pois al\u00e9m de ser apresentado nessa Lynda Cor Roxa\u2122<\/strong>, \u00e9 um hematoma para seu bolso<\/strong>. O novo iPhone Mini custar\u00e1 para o consumidor ban\u00e2nio a partir SETE. MIL. FODENDO. REAIS.<\/strong> O mini, mais b\u00e1sico.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Segundo o Tilt<\/strong> – do UOL, eu sei, mas ficou legal a mat\u00e9ria<\/a><\/em> – eis o que d\u00e1 pra comprar com o pre\u00e7o de um reles celular:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

TV LED 4K de 50 polegadas: R$ 2.469,99<\/strong><\/p>

Lavadora de 8,5 kg: R$ 1.033,20<\/strong><\/p>

Fog\u00e3o de quatro bocas: R$ 380<\/strong><\/p>

Geladeira de 240 litros: R$ 1.260<\/strong><\/p>

Cama box para casal: R$ 339,00<\/strong><\/p>

Microondas de 20 litros: R$ 349<\/strong><\/p>

Conjunto de sof\u00e1s com dois e tr\u00eas lugares: R$ 599,90<\/strong><\/p>

Guarda-roupa para casal com seis portas: R$ 388,08<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

H\u00e1 tempos Apple \u00e9 coisa pra gringo ver, mas ainda havia gente que n\u00e3o rebocava a casa e tinha iPhone<\/strong>. Hoje quero ver isso acontecer sem que o caboclo n\u00e3o more embaixo da ponte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Bons tempos…<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Numa desesperada tentativa de reviver seus \u00e1ureos tempos coloridos, a Berinjela Fabulosa\u2122<\/strong> s\u00f3 pode continuar relevante se parar de pensar em ser t\u00e3o exclusiva<\/strong> ao ponto de nem profissionalmente conseguir se destacar – sim, Macs n\u00e3o s\u00e3o mais os melhores para edi\u00e7\u00e3o de v\u00eddeo h\u00e1 um tempo<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Decerto nossa atual condi\u00e7\u00e3o pol\u00edtico-econ\u00f4mica tamb\u00e9m n\u00e3o ajuda, mas \u00e9 apenas um amplificador<\/strong> das porcarias que a Apple tenta fazer seu est\u00fapido p\u00fablico engolir: uma p\u00edlula salgada e quadrada \u00e0 seco<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vamos relembrar com saudosismo as cagadas de design<\/strong> anteriores da nossa “querida ma\u00e7\u00e3zinha”:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A n\u00e3o…<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Todo mundo tentou fazer uma c\u00e2mera digital no come\u00e7o<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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J\u00e1 falamos sobre ele aqui<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Preparem-se!<\/em><\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

E isto:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Pior: n\u00e3o desgosto do design. Lembra os Bang & Olufsen<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

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