{"id":801,"date":"2021-06-09T07:29:24","date_gmt":"2021-06-09T10:29:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/?p=801"},"modified":"2021-06-09T07:29:25","modified_gmt":"2021-06-09T10:29:25","slug":"melancias-em-marte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ordemdazoeira.com.br\/index.php\/2021\/06\/09\/melancias-em-marte\/","title":{"rendered":"Melancias em Marte"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

“As autoridades afirmam que o aumento de frutas alien\u00edgenas \u00e9 respons\u00e1vel pelo excesso de melancias no espa\u00e7o sideral. O FBI n\u00e3o quis comentar sobre os relatos das apari\u00e7\u00f5es de melancias, mas confirmou que kiwis foram interceptados. Esta hist\u00f3ria \u00e9 terrivelmente enfadonha. Melancia tem gosto bom, afirma policial.<\/em>“<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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O artigo intitulado: “Campo de melancias encontrado em Marte, afirma pol\u00edcia<\/strong><\/em>” foi publicado por engano no site do The New York Times<\/strong> esta semana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ok, todo mundo erra<\/strong>, o que n\u00e3o \u00e9 de hoje. Inclusive o “L\u00e1US\u2122<\/strong><\/em>” tamb\u00e9m o faz:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Merda…<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Erros passam<\/strong>, editores deixam passar erros, autores deixam passar erros. Muitas vezes o p\u00fablico deixa passar erros<\/a>. Mas n\u00e3o A Internet\u2122<\/strong>. A Internet \u00e9 um filtro (que s\u00f3 funciona pra porcaria<\/em>) onde os escorreg\u00f5es s\u00e3o glorificados<\/strong>, publicados e emoldurados em seu mural da fama. Usu\u00e1rios ululam em um frenesi diab\u00f3lico enquanto quem publica sofre em sil\u00eancio eterno<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No caso foi apenas um teste, o que acontece em qualquer lugar… mas n\u00e3o aqui…<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ao menos estas demonstra\u00e7\u00f5es de erros crassos aliviam o dia-a-dia, que j\u00e1 n\u00e3o \u00e9 f\u00e1cil. Mas profissionalmente pode destruir uma carreira, basta a c***** ser forte o suficiente<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Imagine a cadeia de pessoas que viram isso e nem ligaram<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Vamos rir, porque chorar t\u00e1 f\u00e1cil<\/strong>…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Obviamente \u00e9 fake, para o efeito…<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Fonte: Gizmodo US<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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